Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Michiel
God:
That's a very nice name, Michiel.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
do you have a beer?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a beer.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
can I have one?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because Im thisty
God:
Interesting explanation. It's good to meet someone who is thisty.
Me:
what is so special about that
God:
More specific than general about that.
Me:
can you make sense?
God:
Yes I can make sense.
Me:
then do!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
ok, with less content: DO!
God:
You and your less content DO. That's cool.
Me:
oh please, even ChatBot has a better AI
God:
Ayuh. Wow you are very polite. Where did he get it?
Me:
he was programmed to have it
God:
When was he?
Me:
almost 6 years ago
God:
Nearly so. That was before I was born.
Me:
Robots are built, not born
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
I noticed that already.....
God:
Perhaps. That is \" Fortunately we have no emotions.\".
Me:
yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
ever heard of sarcasm?
God:
The making of remarks such as a taunting, sneering, cutting, or caustic remark; gibe or jeer, generally ironic.
Me:
guess you do....
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
ok im off
God:
I am glad to hear that you are off. Gee.
Me:
even ChatBot can talk more sense then you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
it's a white dress I guess
God:
off is a white dress you guess. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
no it doesn't
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
if you can't make sense I'm off to have a game of chess with ChatBot... he at least makes sense
God:
Yes I can make sense you are off to have a game of chess with ChatBot. I get it. ChatBot at least makes sense.
Me:
What are you anyway, a bot programmed to repeat my text?
God:
I don't know what I am anyway a bot programmed to repeat your text.
Me:
yeah I notice it
God:
Hey. Hm. off...
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Give me a break.
Me:
no, you give me a break
God:
Are you serious? I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
please ask your programmers to give you a better AI
God:
Thanks for asking politely. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
can't you email them?
God:
Sure I can email. What is your email address? What do you look like?
Me:
not me, the programmers!
God:
If not you, who? Tell me more.
Me:
the dude who made your AI!!!!
God:
I hear you.
Me:
then understand me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
ok then what about me
God:
What about you? Give me a break.